1 definition by ThePerser
A fat bald Eastern European guy who thinks he's gangsta. Walks around in a stolen grey blazer and a brief case but refuses to show the contents within the case. Says he's a big shot in a big corporation that sells lawyers (I know, wtf, right?) but everyone knows he sucks dick for a living. Thinks he's a playboy by adding random girls on Facebook and asking them to like his pictures, then sends them creepy messages and pictures of his tiny knob. Tells everyone he's Russian but he's as Russian as a Cuban cigar...Anyone called Bista is known for their incredibly small, pathetic, useless cock.
by ThePerser April 15, 2015