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Morrisville

A tiny little town in central New York located on one main street and contains a college. Morrisville is about 30 minutes away from any major city and is near two other bigger colleges. Parties happen on Wednesdays (because there's nothing better to do), as well as on the weekend. Be careful speeding in Morrisville as there are way too many cops for the town that size, and be careful where you park as they have nothing better to do than give tickets. Two pizza places, a club, a bar, a liquor store, a dollar store, and two gas stations cause what else does a small town need.

-Where do you go to school?

~Morrisville

-What do you do during the week?

~Drink

-How about on the weekend?

~Drink

by TheOneWhoHammocks June 15, 2019