An Eastern European sexual practice which involves a man lying on his back
while his female partner performs
this splits whilst they are having intercourse, the man begins to spin the woman by her legs (at approx. 1278.3696 RPM) until the mans assistance is no longer required. This act is a gymnastic feat performed by only top professionals. It has a 98% mortality
have only been four recorded
occasions in which the act has resulted in no fatalities.
Guy 1: "I got to go to the doc's later"
Guy 2: "Why"
Guy 1: "Me and my girlfriend tried to do a Russian
Guy 2: "Ah, what injuries did you sustain"
Guy 1: "Well she died
in a state
of extreme pleasure and my dick fell
Guy 2: "Well that is to be expected"
Guy 1: "Yup... Nice Gilet
Guy 2 "Cheers, man!"