2 definitions by TheMaskedRecommender
A white male who wears a flat-rimmed hat and is exceedingly stupid. Typically travel in posses and hang out with bumblebitches. You know a flathead is not going anywhere in life.
Why can't the library leave the Calculus books outside when they lock it up?
Because someone would steal them.
What would a flathead do with Calc book?
Because someone would steal them.
What would a flathead do with Calc book?
by TheMaskedRecommender March 29, 2013
A trashy white female of high school age who wears yoga pants is Oompa-Loompa colored and is exceedingly stupid. The harems of flatheads.
Hey what's that girl's name?
Who?
You know...that girl, she's orange and where's yoga pants and hangs out with those Flatheads in our history class...
Ooooh yeah that bumblebitch?
Who?
You know...that girl, she's orange and where's yoga pants and hangs out with those Flatheads in our history class...
Ooooh yeah that bumblebitch?
by TheMaskedRecommender March 29, 2013