2 definitions by TheMajesticToaf
A fangirl is a girl who found something, like a book or a tv show, and liked it.
They have a roller-coaster of emotions, and will burst at any second. If you mention something she likes, or someone she obsesses over, she will literally explode with fangirl emotions.
How do fangirls fangirl, you might ask? Well, let me educate you, child.
How it normally goes is they gasp, then jump up and down, and make many strange noises, typically squeaks and shrieks. Then, they will proceed to speak about said thing at the speed of light, listing off every good trait about that thing. Sometimes they get so hyper they cry, so watch out.
Also, don't anger a fangirl. If you have an opinion about something, and your opinion is negative towards her favorite band, show, book ect, I would suggest you run. I mentioned once or twice they have many emotions, so trust me when I say they're full of anger too. You could literally shatter a relationship if you said something offensive towards the things she's obsessive towards. I have literally kicked people, bit them, and jumped on their backs and hit them, because they said something I didn't like. So like I said, watch out.
Fangirls have pretty high standards when it comes to men. I mean, they fangirl over people like Gerard Way, Fred Weasley, Sherlock Holmes, Daniel Howell ect. But of course she has a senpai, or crush, if you don't know senpai.
They have a roller-coaster of emotions, and will burst at any second. If you mention something she likes, or someone she obsesses over, she will literally explode with fangirl emotions.
How do fangirls fangirl, you might ask? Well, let me educate you, child.
How it normally goes is they gasp, then jump up and down, and make many strange noises, typically squeaks and shrieks. Then, they will proceed to speak about said thing at the speed of light, listing off every good trait about that thing. Sometimes they get so hyper they cry, so watch out.
Also, don't anger a fangirl. If you have an opinion about something, and your opinion is negative towards her favorite band, show, book ect, I would suggest you run. I mentioned once or twice they have many emotions, so trust me when I say they're full of anger too. You could literally shatter a relationship if you said something offensive towards the things she's obsessive towards. I have literally kicked people, bit them, and jumped on their backs and hit them, because they said something I didn't like. So like I said, watch out.
Fangirls have pretty high standards when it comes to men. I mean, they fangirl over people like Gerard Way, Fred Weasley, Sherlock Holmes, Daniel Howell ect. But of course she has a senpai, or crush, if you don't know senpai.
boy: so, have you heard about Gerard Way? He's filming Umbrella Academy now.
fangirl: *gasp* rrREALLYY?!?! OHMYGOODNESS IWUOFGBHCAOIULTU9GNUHFVOUGHUGHUY *jumps up and down*
boy: are you okay?
fangirl: ISYGA LIGDSHIUTGSRIUGSHVY
boy: it's not even that good--
fangirl: ...what.
boy: yeah, Gerard didn't do that good of a job--
fangirl: WHAT. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU SON OF A GUN--
boy: oh sugar honey ice tea--
fangirl: *gasp* rrREALLYY?!?! OHMYGOODNESS IWUOFGBHCAOIULTU9GNUHFVOUGHUGHUY *jumps up and down*
boy: are you okay?
fangirl: ISYGA LIGDSHIUTGSRIUGSHVY
boy: it's not even that good--
fangirl: ...what.
boy: yeah, Gerard didn't do that good of a job--
fangirl: WHAT. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU SON OF A GUN--
boy: oh sugar honey ice tea--
by TheMajesticToaf January 30, 2018
by TheMajesticToaf January 19, 2018