1 definition by TheHolyDudeJosephMan
Someone who always comments "dank" on every damn meme they see. Usually a 12 year old, chubby white male. Can be seen with DSitis, a common condition where a Nintendo 3DS is permanently stuck to someone's hands.
*Pyrocynical uploads Shrek Has Swag Part 2*
Dankee: *comments "dank"*
*PewDiePie uploads montage parody*
Dankee: *comments "dank"*
Joey: hey man, did you hear pyrocynical finally uploaded Shrek Has Swag 2?
Said man: yeah dude, this kid was commenting "dank" all over the place.
Joey: bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dankee: *comments "dank"*
*PewDiePie uploads montage parody*
Dankee: *comments "dank"*
Joey: hey man, did you hear pyrocynical finally uploaded Shrek Has Swag 2?
Said man: yeah dude, this kid was commenting "dank" all over the place.
Joey: bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by TheHolyDudeJosephMan January 9, 2017