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A living organism commonly found on the lower part of the male body. It feeds off of your large intestine and grows very slowly over time. Doctors have a way of removing these, but it may be costly. The Dick is parasitic, but is only lethal if you touch it. It's body will rupture and you may feel a slight stimulation as it will begin to chew at your villi inside your entrails. A Dick has large pouches that grow beneath it that act as food storage, and grows with the Dick itself.
"I'd love to come to the party with you, but I just found out that I have a Dick. I'm going to go and see what the doctor can do about it."
by TheHelpfulDoctor December 07, 2012
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