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Mammary Intercourse with oneself. You stick your own dick into your own boobs.
Riley was female, had large boobs, a big ass, and had a pussy. But, she also had a dick.

One day I was really, REALLY bored. I needed something to do, but there was nothing. No games, people, anything. So I resorted to masturbation. I started out rather normally. Sucking boobs, twisting nipples, and fingering herself. But I realized, I also had a dick. I new then I had to do autopaizuri. She grabbed her giant dick and bent down. The dick slid in. I pulled up and down, and up and down. I was moaning like crazy “OH YES, OH YES. HARDER DADDY HARDER” it came naturally. I was so happy, feeling great everywhere. I grabbed the dick shoving it in my mouth. I still went up and down, but now giving myself a blowjob. Once I finally erupted I stuck it into my pussy and it exploded. I knelt down shoved the dick back in my boobs, I wasn’t done with autopaizuri, and stuffed my mouth into my pussy. It was great, by the end I was covered in my own fluids, it was great.
by TheGreatMarmalade April 7, 2023
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A pose in which the woman points her ass up. Her legs stretch open wide going back. Her boobs almost touch (or touch) the floor. Their arms go forward, bent, on the floor. They look forward in the same direction as their arms.
Ava was a petite girl with giant tits and an enormous ass. Ava’s POV

One day I was alone at my house and was really bored. I was watching lewd videos until I stumbled into “The Jack-o-pose challenge” It looked pretty fun so I decided to do it. After all, no one was home. So I got in position, ass up, it was heavy, boobs down, they touched the floor. I did it, surprisingly though, my boobs touched the floor, I guess they were too big. Thankfully they provided support. I though it was fun, but I could do better. I stripped my clothes of and grabbed my phone. I placed my phone down and began to record. I got in the pose, multiple angles. I showed my giant boobs touching the floor. My huge ass lifting into the air. And my pussy, that I fingered a bit. I then edited together the footage and sent it to my best friend Shelly. “Lol thought I’d try out the jack-o-pose” “Wow your good!” It was a fun challenge.
by TheGreatMarmalade April 8, 2023
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A slang term originating from thick. It is used to describe when a ho got a giant ass. Also used to describe boobs sometimes.
Ava had giant tits and a big ass. Shelly had smaller tits than Ava but 2x the ass. Harold was a bully and Bradley was a quiet kid. Shelly POV:

One day I was walking to class when Harold walked behind me. He slapped my ass so hard it didn’t stop jiggling for a minute “Your ass thicc af Shelly” I continued walking, I liked my ass getting slapped, but that was unexpected and TO hard. I had to get him back, and I knew just how. He loved picking on Bradley because he was so weak. So if I fucked Bradley and not him, he’d be furious. When I got home I messaged Ava about it and she said she’d join “I’m thicc too so we can both fuck Bradley and it would be better!” We decided we’d do it 6th (last class) of the day.

We waited all day, eagerly awaiting the end of the day, for more than one reason. We both decided not to where any panties or bras to make easier to start fucking. Once it reached time I pulled my skirt down and rushed to Bradley. I pulled down his pants and underwear and shoved his dick in. Surprisingly it was big, even not erected. I shoved into him, under his desk shaking around wildly. Ava jumped into his face, not taking her skirt off. Because she wasn’t wearing panties her ass was accessible. She shoved her ass into Bradley’s face “Eat it, EAT ME” He shoved his face in licking all around her. Me and Ava then began moaning heavily. By the end of class we were all wet and Bradley was happily surprised. And Harold has fuming.
by TheGreatMarmalade April 10, 2023
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Although sounding like the word cowgirl, it is different. A cow girl is a girl wearing a cow costume, or naturally having cow pattern. They have four tits, all able to produce milk even without a child. They are very submissive.
Shelly was a cow girl with pretty big tits and a HUMONGOUS ass. She listened and followed Mr. Bennison.

One morning I woke up to find a huge dick hanging in her face. After checking to see it was Mr. Bennison, I bit on. I began to suck on it vigorously. I walked on all fours as he walked away, still sucking. “Shelly, get on the table, keep my dick in your mouth” I continued, sucking harder and harder, until he erupted. He pulled out last second splattering cum all over her boobs. “Suck it up, and drink from those nipples ;)” They were rock hard, I licked up the cum, it was great. After he pulled me to the floor “keep drinking you slut” He began to eat me out. I was enjoying it so much I wailed. “FUCK ME HARDER!!!” He did. He lifted my giant ass into the air and started licking my pussy. By this time I grab my nipples with my hands and twisted them. I couldn’t tell if the liquid on the floor was my milk or his cum, but I still licked it up. I knew I was almost done, so I grabbed his dick and shoved it in me. “YES, YES, SHELLY” “OHHH I’M GONNA CUM” I erupted shooting everywhere, somehow he did as well, refilled so fast. I shoved my bottom two tits in his mouth, and the upper two in mine. I could feel the milk draining out until I was empty. We kissed mixing milk, saliva, and leftover cum. It was great ;)
by TheGreatMarmalade April 7, 2023
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The act of putting your dick in another’s body without having real sex. She just warms your dick up ;)
Ava was a petite girl with giant tits and an enormous ass. Mr. Bennison was her teacher who Ava liked to fuck a lot. Ava’s POV

On Sunday night, after my parents were out of town, I could do anything. So I’d have some fun with Shelly, we decided to gamble. On the last game we agreed winner could make the other do whatever they wanted on Tuesday, Monday to get ready. Shelly won though “Ava you know what that means ;). I think that you should be… hmmmm ;)” She smirked, I knew that was a bad sign “You have to be someone’s dickwarmer for a day.” “Like that’s a punishment!” It was, cuz Tuesday, was a school day.

Monday night I went home with Mr. Bennison.

I woke up before him thankfully. I got on all fours in front of him, my ass directly in his face. When he finally woke up I seductively whispered “Eat me, I know you want to~” He pushed me to the side “I have more important things to do.” I yelled for him “At least get in me, I can be your dickwarmer~“ He sprinted back shoving himself into me. For the rest of the morning it stayed like that. Until he had to go. He started to pull out, but I kept him insidev“NO! Just stay at home, pwease~” “No I have to get too work” Then I thought, I could go with him, just had to get clothes on. So I ran over to my panties and his underwear and snipped holes into one of each. I then rushed for the pants, cutting holes and sowing two together, now we just had to get in. We climbed inside both happy. We then went to school, it was a great day.
by TheGreatMarmalade April 6, 2023
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