1 definition by TheGrandUrsa

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A syndrome that plagues teachers across the globe, causing them to constantly use obscure metaphors to explain fairly basic concepts.
Guy 1: "English class was hell today. I swear, if Mrs.Purcell uses one more metaphor to talk about paragraph structure, I'm gonna punch her in the face."

Guy 2: "Could she have Heimer Syndrome?"

Guy 1: "Possibly, but I'll still punch her in the face."
by TheGrandUrsa August 30, 2009

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