3 definitions by TheGoocher

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a euphemism for being unemployed
Stop calling yourself a freelance financial analyst and just admit that you're unemployed like the rest of us.
by TheGoocher July 02, 2009

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When a bunch of dirty old men hop in their car and drive to Rhode Island where apparently both 16 year old strippers and even 16 year old prostitutes are legal.
Harry: Hey Herb, you up for a Rhode trip?

Herb: Yeah, sure. I'm always up for an underage piece of ass, especially when it's legal.
by TheGoocher July 24, 2009

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The act of airing out your day-old clothes when you don't have a change of clothes handy. Often occurs after getting drunk at happy hour and crashing at someone else's pad on a work night. Can also occur due to poor laundry supply management skills (i.e. running out of clean clothes because you're too lazy to do a wash). Especially applies to underwear. Not nearly as effective as water, but yet gives a hint of cleanliness, albeit only for a few seconds.
Jimmy and I got so shitfaced at happy hour last night that I had to crash at his place around the corner. I didn't have time to drive home, so I had to do an air wash this morning.
by TheGoocher April 29, 2010

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