7 definitions by TheGayestKidOutThere
When you be low on heath so you pop a mushroom stew to give yourself regen to fight off those bois in diamond armour who are harrasing you
Diamond Armour Guy: Ha your fucked now
ProGamer69: Stfu I got a mushroom stew so you're fucked because of the regen
Diamond Guy: Oh shit gotta run
ProGamer69: Stfu I got a mushroom stew so you're fucked because of the regen
Diamond Guy: Oh shit gotta run
by TheGayestKidOutThere February 26, 2018
Kallums Fake Cocaine. A Terrorist organisation formed by the evil leader from Jamaica. This certain organisation is named like this because they buy cocaine as a 20% purified level and distribute it at the same price but at a 0.5% purified level and 95.5% baby powder level usually leaving the organisation buying it pretty mad.
Mafia Member 1: Oh Shit this cocaine is only 0.5% pure, we must have bought it from KFC
Mafia Member 2: Are you sure im still feeling pretty high
Mafia Member 1: What did you expect its fucking cocaine
Mafia Member 2: Are you sure im still feeling pretty high
Mafia Member 1: What did you expect its fucking cocaine
by TheGayestKidOutThere February 27, 2018
That one rich kid who never trades with you at lunch times for food. He always flexes the amount of money you have and will only ever buy your food off you using money and not by trading food. He always brings other foods to school as well to try and sell it for profit and proves himself to be a master scammer. This kid always acts cool but if you talk to him enough he reveals his secrets such as watching porn and masturbating while standing for 15 minutes.
Jerold: Hey Tony ill trade my sandwich foor those noodles you have
Tony: Na boi ill just buy the sandwich off you for $2
Tony: Na boi ill just buy the sandwich off you for $2
by TheGayestKidOutThere February 26, 2018
Basicaly the gay version of bukake where they are all males and one of the males has atleast 5 dicks in his mouth at once. Thes homosexual gang bangers can mostly be found in the alleyways of cities and in the sewers where the TMNT live.
by TheGayestKidOutThere February 26, 2018
When some gay kid decided to brag about how he had all the 100000 skins in the game and bought the most expensive version of the main game.
Tom: Hey you know jimmy ? I heard he bought all the skins in the game
Harold: Yeah he bought all the skins and started calling himself a Richnite player
Tom: What a gay kid wtf
Harold: Yeah he bought all the skins and started calling himself a Richnite player
Tom: What a gay kid wtf
by TheGayestKidOutThere February 26, 2018
When your minecraft homie starts to try to get girls in minecraft and have sex with them. Basicaly that one gay kid in class who cant get a girl in school so he plays minecraft and makes a fake profile for himself.
Person 1: Oi do you know that kid who goes to the library every day during recess and lunch and plays minecraft?
Person 2: Oh yeah hes a minesexual, he plays minecraft to get minecraft GF's
Person 2: Oh yeah hes a minesexual, he plays minecraft to get minecraft GF's
by TheGayestKidOutThere February 26, 2018
When your homie keeps asking you to play fortnite and you can clearly tell he got no sleep last night because he was playing fortnite all night. Basicaly some who is just too adicted to fortnite and now always imagines hes playing fortnite in real life
John: Hey Frank you wanna play some fort tonight?
Frank: I gotta do homework tonight besides ive played with you every other day this week
John: WATCH OUT THERE SHOOTING AT US!
Frank: OH SHIT IS IT THE SCHOOL SHOOTERS?!
John: No its just those two gay kids who tried to take me on with their scars but im too good at fortnite for them
Frank: Oh of course, i forgot you have Fortnite Chromozonal Disorder
Frank: I gotta do homework tonight besides ive played with you every other day this week
John: WATCH OUT THERE SHOOTING AT US!
Frank: OH SHIT IS IT THE SCHOOL SHOOTERS?!
John: No its just those two gay kids who tried to take me on with their scars but im too good at fortnite for them
Frank: Oh of course, i forgot you have Fortnite Chromozonal Disorder
by TheGayestKidOutThere February 26, 2018