Add a twist of Gallic charm to that otherwise humdrum wank (or hand job) by flipping your hand over (palm down, fingers facing upwards, thumb on the bottom rather than the top) and stroke away with a flourish - releasing at the end of every stroke. C'est Magnifique!
Brad: Hey Troy, what's up?
Troy: Sup' man. You'll never believe it, I got with this hot exchange student chick last night and she gave me a reverse-french at the drive-thru
Brad: That's freakin' sweet.