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When an individual decides to take a shit early in the day because taking a shit later will prove to be very difficult. The person doesn't necessarily have to shit, but only does so because it is beneficial.
Sam: Where's Chris?
Steve: Well, Chris is having dinner with his girlfriend's parents after the football game. After that he's working the night shift bartending, so he's taking a strategic shit right now.
Steve: Well, Chris is having dinner with his girlfriend's parents after the football game. After that he's working the night shift bartending, so he's taking a strategic shit right now.
by TheFuriousLeftNut September 20, 2009
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