2 definitions by TheFetMaster

Someone who entices and attracts a lot of women.
Generally has an extremely large penis.
Guy 1 "Hey dude, no homo, check this penis!"

(pulls out penis.)
Guy 2 " Dude, you are quite the Dirty Nardo!"
by TheFetMaster February 12, 2010
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1. Someone who is overly expressive of emotion(s).
2. A man who gets erections at inappropriate times.
1. Guy 1: "Him and his girlfriend have only been dating a year, why's he bawling?"
Guy 2: "He's a Zukoff."

2. "Dude I had a boner at my cousin's wedding!"

"Dude, you are a Zukoff"
by TheFetMaster February 11, 2010
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