dick decked

When you get hit in the eye so hard by a dick, it looks like you got punched.
Ashley has a swollen eye because she was dick decked by Ryan.
by TheFantasticLOLMaster March 30, 2015
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Rape Safe

A woman who need not fear forced copulation due to obesity or an unpleasant appearance.
Rosie O'Donnell is 'Rape Safe'!
by TheFantasticLOLMaster January 14, 2010
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