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Titles: High Lord of the Night Court, RiceMALE, "Our Feminist King", Reese's pieces and Sex Offender #3756056 on the National Sex Offender Registry

A 536-year-old pedophile Drizzt Do'Urden knock -off with a faerie peen that haunts the dreams of renowned YouTuber and comedian Cindy Pham. Rhysand is known for his most notable achievements of murdering teenager girls, sexually harassing teenage girls, sexually assaulting teenage girls, regularly assaulting teen age girls, and somehow being the wet dreams of millions of teen girls (and 33-year-old virgin White women) worldwide.

Rhysand is a White man. Though, when Sarah J. Maas faces lack of diversity criticizes he magically turns into a bRoWn MAn on her Twitter posts. He his 6'3'' in height and 14'3'' in dick length. He has numerous angst black tattoos that your niece will on day get on her knee. He has "night black" hair and star-filled violent eyes being the genetic demon child of Marilyn Manson and Elizabeth Taylor. Rhys's most notable feature is his Illyrian wingspan further further that SJM is a fucking furry.
Rhysand *is the most powerful high lord in history*

Illyrian women: can you ban female organ maiming from your kingdom?

Rhysand: Nope.

Feyre: I'm so glad I married a feminist! ;)
by TheDragonRebooted December 31, 2022
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