16 definitions by TheCorrectKnowledge
The hand with which you have rubbed the head of you're unwashed penis to climax is known as the "BiffedHawn" - e.g you have Biffed yourself hand-wise, self abuse. It now has a vomit inducing scent that should be washed more thoroughly than a coughed in hand.
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
A 'Blanket Lifter', is the term given to the fiercely powerful fart in bed that has the power to raise aloft the bed sheets much to the disdain of the partner laying akin.
What the fuck did you do that for?? You scared me AND the dog (Which shot clean off the bed and into the hall yelping!!!) Next time you need a blanket lifter go to the fucking toilet you dirty bastard, you nearly had my eye out!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
A group of people who profiteer during a pandemic and buy up all the supplies of hand sanitiser and food, then proceed to sell it at extortionate prices on various online sales outlets. A petition has been set up to name and shame these DICKHEADS!
Look at these DICKHEADS with a trolleys full of toilet roll and sanitiser!!! Scratch their car with you're keys!!! No, take a pic of the REG plate and post it online!!!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
A small piece of shit that cannot on its own be classed as a "shit". Typically, a nibby is produced when the pan sitter has more foul gas than digested food. Following the fanfare of blow-off, a tiny plop will signal the arrival of the nibby. A look down will confirm it minuscule existence.
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
The flow of saliva from ones mouth down the chin. Can be seen at its best when a slack jawed yokel stands gawping at something the desire...and a dribble of saliva runs from the mouth and falls off the chin..
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
My original name for poker players who go all in with absolutely anything over and over. Hence, Scarab Beetle, pushing (going all in) shit around (any two cards).
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
The "Bowed Brockel" is the sturdy but thin piece of wood strapped to a young Scottish males back about to undergo the ritual of sexual intercourse with a rotund, very experience woman renowned for her love of the male organ. The wooden strap is to prevent the male falling into the gaping rupture never to be seen again.
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020