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1 definition by TheCommisar42

 
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USA IS:
The only place where you can get shot 106 times if you take out your wallet
The only place where you can marry your cousin...
The only place where pot-head teenagers can go to war in irak and such like a bloody hitlerjungend
The only place where people remind you how patriotic they are whit their damn freedom fries or freedom hamburgers..
The only place where you can get a TEK-9 and kill all your classmates in a single day..
The only place where the people hate canada and if they don't thei're just stupid and never heard of it.
Damn country full of amish and war freaks
Idiot father:Hey son! wanna jump into a pool of red clay mud thingy ??
Idiot son :Booy would I !! Can I really do it daddy?
Idiot Father:Sure son it's our idiotic sport!!
****Splash****
Idiot son :Yeey dady that was fun ! !Yiipe fun!! Ill go and molest my 2 year old sister'
by TheCommisar42 November 20, 2005
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