4 definitions by TheBlueFluffy

Barbaranitis

Barbaranitis, a mild disease related to Alexcianitis. The symptoms for this are simple; Mum-jokes, "thats what she said" jokes and the worst of all, a shared symptom between them both Basic Bitchness.

Girl 1: Barbaranitis... a rare disease... yet we all have it... emotionally and physically.
Barbara: Amen Sister...

by TheBlueFluffy November 1, 2018

Alexcianitis

Alexcianitis is a serious disease carried by all teenage basic bitches. The common symptoms are gullibleness, uncontrollable sarcasm, using excessive amounts of social media and using their own snot as hair gel.

You can donate £5 to save teens with Alexcianitis and prevent them from becoming someone with Barbaranitis.

Girl 1: She has Alexcianitis, doesnt she?
Girl 2: Yeah... what a shame...
Alexcia: Ofcourse i have it... DUH... *sarcasm symptom*

by TheBlueFluffy November 1, 2018

Maryellen

A wonderful human being, always there for other people and always wearing a bright and gorgeous smile.

I love my Maryellen, she is all mine.

by TheBlueFluffy September 10, 2020

Shad-gasm

a Combination of an Orgasm and the Fear of Shad Speed, This combined makes a Shad-gasm, a very hilarious way to show fear among a group of people, mainly used by friends and relationships.

Person 1: I just had a Shad-gasm.
Shad: Thats what im here for ;)
Person 2: Thats just sick xD

by TheBlueFluffy September 7, 2017