TheBigCanucklehead's definitions
When one is caught in a precarious situation where the likelihood of it ending in something positive is virtually non-existent.
I can't believe I hit that car with my Mom's new car. I have been driving around aimlessly for the past 2 hours because as soon as she sees this dent, I'm up shit creek without a paddle.
wrong situation
wrong situation
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
Get the up shit creek without a paddlemug. I am beginning to wonder if my uncut fetish is turning into a lifestyle. Lately as soon as I find out a guy is circumsized it turns me right off. And if the guy is average looking and I find out he's uncut, damn he has entered my radar 10 fold. These sexual fetishes are definitely hard to explain.
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
Get the uncut fetishmug. Those canucks sure say eh and sorry alot...what is up with that? No wonder everyone just wants to go and squeak their cheeks...they're just too cute...albeit monotonous...LOL.
Canadian nickname
Canadian nickname
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
Get the canuckmug. by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
Get the morningwoodmug. Could have one of two meanings:
1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.
2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.
In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.
1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.
2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.
In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.
Man oh man I can kick myself . I'm so freakin' horny that I've had to masturbate twice already and I still have the worse case of morningwood since getting cock-blocked by this real hot chick at the bar last night..
{teased noncomittal
{teased noncomittal
by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
Get the cock-blockedmug. A nickname given to a guy or a girl who always has a negative spin on things. Always brings the mood down with the doom and gloom analogies.
Jack: Way to go Billy...a grand slam!
Tom: God, it's about time he only struck out the last four at bats.
Jack: Just shush and quit being such a Negative Nancy and be thankful it wasn't a fifth strikeout, but it was a grand slam.
negative bad outlook
Tom: God, it's about time he only struck out the last four at bats.
Jack: Just shush and quit being such a Negative Nancy and be thankful it wasn't a fifth strikeout, but it was a grand slam.
negative bad outlook
by TheBigCanucklehead March 27, 2015
Get the Negative Nancymug. A sarcastic phrase that is given to those who take a lot of time to get ready to go somewhere. A dead giveaway of this type of person is the length of time spent in the washroom primping. Makeup for women and manscaping for men, usually is close to or more than an hour. Another dead giveaway is the amount of apparel they try on before choosing one to go with.
Amanda what are you doing? I told you I was going to the mall an hour ago and I'm still sitting here and you've been stuck in the washroom the whole time. Are you off to Hollywood or what? I should have never told her and just left.
primping procrastination
primping procrastination
by TheBigCanucklehead March 26, 2015
Get the off to Hollywoodmug.