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richard

A noun that translates its' namesake, dick.
I have to go somewhere, you have been a total richard all day and I can't take it any longer.

dick asshole
by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
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strap-on

A sex toy that resembles a belt with an erect dildo (cock) on it. This is a must for lesbian and adventurous heterosexual couples. One partner puts on the strap on and acts like the man and proceeds to have vaginal intercourse (lesbian) and the woman becomes the insertive partner in anal intercourse with her boyfriend.
I love the way Kyle and I are so sexually adventurous. Last night I brought home a strap-on and made him my bitch for the night. I hope he doesn't go bi or gay on me because he enjoyed that just a little too much I think. But then again, bisexuality may be next on our bucket list.

dildo sex toy
by TheBigCanucklehead March 27, 2015
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morningwood

I've been walking around with morningwood all day. I really need to get laid soon.

erection
by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
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cock-blocked

Could have one of two meanings:

1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.

2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.

In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.
Man oh man I can kick myself . I'm so freakin' horny that I've had to masturbate twice already and I still have the worse case of morningwood since getting cock-blocked by this real hot chick at the bar last night..

{teased noncomittal
by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
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drop the kids off at the pool

A hilarious slang phrase that denotes going to take a sh*t.
Sorry to cut you off but can we finish this conversation later? I had chili for lunch and I have to excuse myself and go drop the kids off at the pool.

washroom toilet shit
by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
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can't rape the willing

A phrase describing someone who is/was agreeable to sexual activities or other naughty behaviour.
Bill: Hey Tom. I heard you convinced Rebecca to try a menage a trois?
Tom: Yeah, can't rape the willing...she already has a GUY picked out for us.
Bill: Oh.....
Tom: Yeah...this should be interesting...my threesome fantasties have always been with two women and she just threw a wrench into that one now didnt she. I guess that will have to be for the next time.

agreeable ally
by TheBigCanucklehead March 25, 2015
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party-and-play (often referred to as PnP)

1. A verb describing when club drugs (methamphetamines, ecstasy, GHB or cocaine) are used in combination with sexual activity. Party-and-play may or may not include the use of Viagra or other erectile dysfunction medication to increase longevity of the play.
It's the long weekend and Jennifer and I are going to party-and-play (often referred to as PnP) all weekend. I am just about to head out and pick up some ecstasy and then "oink, oink". Jennifer and I will be in mind-blowing sexual adventure and I think it will have a little country feel to it as I'm going to get a little piggy.

sexual club drugs
by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015
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