TheBigCanucklehead's definitions
by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
Get the morningwoodmug. Could have one of two meanings:
1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.
2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.
In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.
1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.
2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.
In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.
Man oh man I can kick myself . I'm so freakin' horny that I've had to masturbate twice already and I still have the worse case of morningwood since getting cock-blocked by this real hot chick at the bar last night..
{teased noncomittal
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by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
Get the cock-blockedmug. A nickname given to a guy or a girl who always has a negative spin on things. Always brings the mood down with the doom and gloom analogies.
Jack: Way to go Billy...a grand slam!
Tom: God, it's about time he only struck out the last four at bats.
Jack: Just shush and quit being such a Negative Nancy and be thankful it wasn't a fifth strikeout, but it was a grand slam.
negative bad outlook
Tom: God, it's about time he only struck out the last four at bats.
Jack: Just shush and quit being such a Negative Nancy and be thankful it wasn't a fifth strikeout, but it was a grand slam.
negative bad outlook
by TheBigCanucklehead March 27, 2015
Get the Negative Nancymug. A sarcastic remark said to a person who seems to be acting childish and immature and wallowing in self-pity. Can be said to either a male or female.
Would you stop it, god you're driving me crazy. There's nothing you can do so put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
immature martyr
immature martyr
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
Get the put on your big girl pantiesmug. Phrase describing a factitious overage given by a man about the size of his penis. In general internet inches adds two or more inches onto the real size of the penis.
Janet: Hey Tommy. Do gay men do the same thing? I'm getting frustrated.
Tommy: About what?
Janet: I started dating this guy I met online and we finally decided to have sex last night. He told me at least 10 times during our dating that he was the "8 incher"...
Tommy: It was six, right? You just gotta love those internet inches.
Janet: Oh so they do it in the gay community too...
Tommy: Dahling....men are men...whether gay or straight..*laughs*
lie untruth plus two
Tommy: About what?
Janet: I started dating this guy I met online and we finally decided to have sex last night. He told me at least 10 times during our dating that he was the "8 incher"...
Tommy: It was six, right? You just gotta love those internet inches.
Janet: Oh so they do it in the gay community too...
Tommy: Dahling....men are men...whether gay or straight..*laughs*
lie untruth plus two
by TheBigCanucklehead March 26, 2015
Get the internet inchesmug. When men decide not to wear underwear and are naked underneath the pair of bottom wardrobe they choose to wear. This is also called free-balling and most men who like to go commando are somewhat exhibitionist and most who do like to go freeball are usually well-endowed so that nothing is left to the imagination if you see him jogging, walking, etc. Sometimes, even a hot encounter happens.
Oh my lord Tracy did you see that? I want to go jump his bones right now and take a look at that python. Got to love summer and men going commando.
underweasrless
underweasrless
by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015
Get the commandomug. 1. A noun describing various club drugs. Generally refers to the harder club-drugs like methamphetamine, ecstasy, GHB or cocaine.
I am so looking forward to the rave this weekend. Make sure Peter gets the party favours or else we are going to walk into the Twilight Zone if we're not on the same level as everyone else.
club drugs ecstasy methamphetamine GHB
club drugs ecstasy methamphetamine GHB
by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015
Get the party favoursmug.