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party-and-play (often referred to as PnP)

1. A verb describing when club drugs (methamphetamines, ecstasy, GHB or cocaine) are used in combination with sexual activity. Party-and-play may or may not include the use of Viagra or other erectile dysfunction medication to increase longevity of the play.
It's the long weekend and Jennifer and I are going to party-and-play (often referred to as PnP) all weekend. I am just about to head out and pick up some ecstasy and then "oink, oink". Jennifer and I will be in mind-blowing sexual adventure and I think it will have a little country feel to it as I'm going to get a little piggy.

sexual club drugs
by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015
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richard

A noun that translates its' namesake, dick.
I have to go somewhere, you have been a total richard all day and I can't take it any longer.

dick asshole
by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
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National Honey Badger Day

The day right after Groundhog Day. With the determination of how many more weeks of winter on February 2nd of each year by the Groundhog, a hilarious internet response began soon after on the premise of the Randall "Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger" you tube sensation.

Every year this day is picking up more steam and in 2015, facebook and other social media began in on the fun. February 3rd is becoming the one day a year where everyone is allowed and encouraged to not to give a fuck.
Every day is National Honey Badger Day for Tommy. That boy never has any care in the world. In fact, I encourage anyone for proof that Tommy has real blood and is actually human like the rest of us.
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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A phrase that is stated when one cannot make a decision on an important matter and the more that one tries to concentrate to figure out the answer, the more confusing it becomes.
2. When one is caught in a precarious situation.
With my employer determined to downsize they told me they needed my decision on their early retirement package. I am so stressed that I'm caught between the fart and the shit and I cannot decide.

indecisive stress
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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morningwood

I've been walking around with morningwood all day. I really need to get laid soon.

erection
by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
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cock-blocked

Could have one of two meanings:

1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.

2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.

In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.
Man oh man I can kick myself . I'm so freakin' horny that I've had to masturbate twice already and I still have the worse case of morningwood since getting cock-blocked by this real hot chick at the bar last night..

{teased noncomittal
by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
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like white on rice

A statement that is given when something is as plain as day, no one can argue about differences.
Stranger 1: Don't you notice every time you light up a cigarette the bus comes?
Stranger 2: Like white on rice!

exact plain
by TheBigCanucklehead March 26, 2015
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