TheBigCanucklehead's definitions

It's not what you've got, it's how you use it.

One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.

The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.

The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..

fable white lie

by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015

Fag Hag

Slang for a heterosexual female who is constantly around gay men and most of her closest friends are gay males.

Doesn't Joanne know that the odds of finding a boyfriend are pretty much nil if all she does is hang around Tommy and his entourage all the time. She truly is the biggest fag hag that I have ever known. ally bff

by TheBigCanucklehead March 12, 2015

like white on rice

A statement that is given when something is as plain as day, no one can argue about differences.

Stranger 1: Don't you notice every time you light up a cigarette the bus comes?
Stranger 2: Like white on rice!

exact plain

by TheBigCanucklehead March 26, 2015

pounding the puppies

Another variation of "f'in the dog".

Honestly, if that is all you got done in 5 hours you don't have to say another word. It's obvious you were pounding the puppies while I was gone.

lazy procrastination

by TheBigCanucklehead March 12, 2015

bottom

A noun that describes the gay male who is the receptive partner in a gay relationship. Most heterosexuals see him as the female in the relationship.

I saw you flirting with Joe, you're both bottoms...you're barking up the wrong tree.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

party-and-play (often referred to as PnP)

1. A verb describing when club drugs (methamphetamines, ecstasy, GHB or cocaine) are used in combination with sexual activity. Party-and-play may or may not include the use of Viagra or other erectile dysfunction medication to increase longevity of the play.

It's the long weekend and Jennifer and I are going to party-and-play (often referred to as PnP) all weekend. I am just about to head out and pick up some ecstasy and then "oink, oink". Jennifer and I will be in mind-blowing sexual adventure and I think it will have a little country feel to it as I'm going to get a little piggy.

sexual club drugs

by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015

drop the kids off at the pool

A hilarious slang phrase that denotes going to take a sh*t.

Sorry to cut you off but can we finish this conversation later? I had chili for lunch and I have to excuse myself and go drop the kids off at the pool.

washroom toilet shit

by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015