bottom

A noun that describes the gay male who is the receptive partner in a gay relationship. Most heterosexuals see him as the female in the relationship.

I saw you flirting with Joe, you're both bottoms...you're barking up the wrong tree.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

like white on rice

A statement that is given when something is as plain as day, no one can argue about differences.

Stranger 1: Don't you notice every time you light up a cigarette the bus comes?
Stranger 2: Like white on rice!

exact plain

by TheBigCanucklehead March 26, 2015

Fag Hag

Slang for a heterosexual female who is constantly around gay men and most of her closest friends are gay males.

Doesn't Joanne know that the odds of finding a boyfriend are pretty much nil if all she does is hang around Tommy and his entourage all the time. She truly is the biggest fag hag that I have ever known. ally bff

by TheBigCanucklehead March 12, 2015

pounding the puppies

Another variation of "f'in the dog".

Honestly, if that is all you got done in 5 hours you don't have to say another word. It's obvious you were pounding the puppies while I was gone.

lazy procrastination

by TheBigCanucklehead March 12, 2015

can't rape the willing

A phrase describing someone who is/was agreeable to sexual activities or other naughty behaviour.

Bill: Hey Tom. I heard you convinced Rebecca to try a menage a trois?
Tom: Yeah, can't rape the willing...she already has a GUY picked out for us.
Bill: Oh.....
Tom: Yeah...this should be interesting...my threesome fantasties have always been with two women and she just threw a wrench into that one now didnt she. I guess that will have to be for the next time.

agreeable ally

by TheBigCanucklehead March 25, 2015

king shit of terd island

A statement made to or about an individual who thinks highly of themselves and has delusions of grandeur.

Since Ron became supervisor I don't know what has come over him. He has been acting like king shit of terd island when he makes a decision. I'm really beginning to find it irritating.

egotistical self-importance

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

off to Hollywood

A sarcastic phrase that is given to those who take a lot of time to get ready to go somewhere. A dead giveaway of this type of person is the length of time spent in the washroom primping. Makeup for women and manscaping for men, usually is close to or more than an hour. Another dead giveaway is the amount of apparel they try on before choosing one to go with.

Amanda what are you doing? I told you I was going to the mall an hour ago and I'm still sitting here and you've been stuck in the washroom the whole time. Are you off to Hollywood or what? I should have never told her and just left.

primping procrastination

by TheBigCanucklehead March 26, 2015