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My boyfriend's penis is magnificent. His mushroomhead is bigger than the rest of his penis and it creates this wonderful feeling in me that leads to pure ecstasy.
penis head
penis head
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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Get the morningwood mug.A nickname given to a guy or a girl who always has a negative spin on things. Always brings the mood down with the doom and gloom analogies.
Jack: Way to go Billy...a grand slam!
Tom: God, it's about time he only struck out the last four at bats.
Jack: Just shush and quit being such a Negative Nancy and be thankful it wasn't a fifth strikeout, but it was a grand slam.
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Tom: God, it's about time he only struck out the last four at bats.
Jack: Just shush and quit being such a Negative Nancy and be thankful it wasn't a fifth strikeout, but it was a grand slam.
negative bad outlook
by TheBigCanucklehead March 27, 2015
Get the Negative Nancy mug.A sarcastic phrase that is given to those who take a lot of time to get ready to go somewhere. A dead giveaway of this type of person is the length of time spent in the washroom primping. Makeup for women and manscaping for men, usually is close to or more than an hour. Another dead giveaway is the amount of apparel they try on before choosing one to go with.
Amanda what are you doing? I told you I was going to the mall an hour ago and I'm still sitting here and you've been stuck in the washroom the whole time. Are you off to Hollywood or what? I should have never told her and just left.
primping procrastination
primping procrastination
by TheBigCanucklehead March 26, 2015
Get the off to Hollywood mug.A statement made to or about an individual who thinks highly of themselves and has delusions of grandeur.
Since Ron became supervisor I don't know what has come over him. He has been acting like king shit of terd island when he makes a decision. I'm really beginning to find it irritating.
egotistical self-importance
egotistical self-importance
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.
2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.
In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.
1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.
2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.
In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.
Man oh man I can kick myself . I'm so freakin' horny that I've had to masturbate twice already and I still have the worse case of morningwood since getting cock-blocked by this real hot chick at the bar last night..
{teased noncomittal
{teased noncomittal
by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
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I love my new girlfriend, she's so hot and sexual. Forget oral sex or kissing for her, her biggest turnon is the creampie and I am more than obliged to give it to her.
by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015
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