38 definitions by TheBigCanucklehead

double penetration

A sexual act in a threesome that includes at least two males if heterosexual. In the threesome, the two males enter the vagina (heterosexual) or anus (homosexual) at the same time and two guys literally screw the one on bottom at the same time.

Met this real hot girl online last night just before bed. I just wanted a quick booty call and when I got there...there was another player there and she begged us for double penetration. That was one of the hottest experiences of my life.

two simultaneous

by TheBigCanucklehead March 22, 2015

canuck

An endearing nickname for a Canadian.

Those canucks sure say eh and sorry alot...what is up with that? No wonder everyone just wants to go and squeak their cheeks...they're just too cute...albeit monotonous...LOL.

Canadian nickname

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

hater

A noun describing an individual who has nothing but negative and bad things to say. While it could refer to someone not on social media, it generally does refer to people on social media (especially twitter and tumbler) that throw insults or hate monger/messaging to you or others.

I cancelled my Twitter account last night because the haters were way to vulgar and a bunch of them were out in full force.

enemy dislike

by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015

internet inches

Phrase describing a factitious overage given by a man about the size of his penis. In general internet inches adds two or more inches onto the real size of the penis.

Janet: Hey Tommy. Do gay men do the same thing? I'm getting frustrated.
Tommy: About what?
Janet: I started dating this guy I met online and we finally decided to have sex last night. He told me at least 10 times during our dating that he was the "8 incher"...
Tommy: It was six, right? You just gotta love those internet inches.
Janet: Oh so they do it in the gay community too...
Tommy: Dahling....men are men...whether gay or straight..*laughs*

lie untruth plus two

by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015

drop the kids off at the pool

A hilarious slang phrase that denotes going to take a sh*t.

Sorry to cut you off but can we finish this conversation later? I had chili for lunch and I have to excuse myself and go drop the kids off at the pool.

washroom toilet shit

by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015

horse hung

A penis that is extremely large.

I was bad last night. I got tipsy and next thing you know I got myself involved with this one night stand. The problem was he ended up being so horse hung that today I can barely move.

penis well-endowed

by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015

prolly

Internet shorthand for probably.

You prolly should've just went yourself it would've taken less time.

probably probability

by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015