4 definitions by TheAmazingNEZ
a college student who's probably a complete nerd and never goes out on weekends. Because of the tough classes they have to take, they're forced to have very little social life if they want to graduate with good grades. However, along with some finance majors, they are the only people in your school's business department that are smart and not complete cocksuckers.
I was in the School of Business building today, and I met these three students. Two of them were a business major and a marketing major, both of which would suck my dick in a second if it helped them get ahead. But the third guy was an accounting major, who was kinda nerdy but he was really awesome.
by TheAmazingNEZ January 6, 2011
A nickname for someone who always brings materials necessary for Jagerbombs (red bull, Jager, possibly shot glasses, etc.) to a party. This person is extremely awesome, women want him, and men wanna be him.
by TheAmazingNEZ December 30, 2011
Simply: it's popular music from 2009 to 2012. Coined by the creators of South Park in the episode "You're getting old." They are not making fun of a specific band, artist, or anything like that (maybe dubstep would be the best genre to describe tween wave). People are over-thinking this making it seem like they are ripping on Justin Bieber or something, but its a simple definition idiots.
I was just listening to a radio station that plays the most popular new songs, and that tween wave music sounds like total shit!
by TheAmazingNEZ June 13, 2011
Anyone from Oswego, NY who has experienced a winter there probably has experienced this. It happens when you're just trying to walk to class or some other place, and then the massive lake effect wind coming off of Lake Ontario hits you so hard that it knocks you down. It can also be considered an Oswego blowjob when this happens and you are actually giving/receiving a blowjob
Person 1: O damn, it's so windy out, Sarah just got knocked on her ass from the wind!
Person 2: Shit son, that's an Oswego blowjob for ya!
Person 2: Shit son, that's an Oswego blowjob for ya!
by TheAmazingNEZ February 9, 2011