1 definition by TheAirPump
A slow, horrific language that takes a shit on everything that made C++ good in order to be easier to use. Ironically, it's harder and more frustrating.
Java: Oh boy, let's have fun with our interpreter, garbage collector, and enforced bad Object-Oriented practices!
C++: You're a horrible person and you should feel bad.
C++: You're a horrible person and you should feel bad.
by TheAirPump March 2, 2010