3 definitions by TheAbsurdistShow

Coffee in the cockpit

Referring to those who want to spice up their sex life and do the uncomfortable act of shoving gas station vitamin pills into their urethra in order to have alleged better sex.
Their is no scientific evidence to support this does anything except cause infection, causing 3 hospitalizations in the past year.

I'm so tired babe let me throw some coffee in the cockpit real quick.

by TheAbsurdistShow August 19, 2021

Muddy rudder

Originating from sixteenth century French sailors, who would spend many days out at sea in poor hygienic conditions. This term is used in the gay community to refer to the instance when one partner does not properly clean their ass before sex.

Sucre bleu my boy are you trying to turn my baguette into a muddy rudder?

by TheAbsurdistShow August 19, 2021

Cod Collar

When having sex using just the penis tip to enter the vagina. This causes the lips of the vagina to create a collar around the tip of the penis hence the name cod collar.

I meet this girl at the bar and gave her the cod collar.

by TheAbsurdistShow June 27, 2021