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Dutchling (plural Dutchlings) describes a person born in or possessing citizenship of the Netherlands who has not yet reached legal age (i.e., 0-18). The expression is created by a combination of the word "Dutch" and the derivational affix "-ling" as in "duckling".
Soon after birth, Dutchlings learn how to ride a bike and grow tulips.

On Koningsdag, the streets are full of Dutchlings attempting to purchase alcohol without the need to confirm their legal age.
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The act of performing oral sexual intercourse so intensely that the one giving it produces noises resembling those of a choking squirrel.
Hey bro, I think my neighbour was choking the squirrel last night.
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