37 definitions by The-real-cobra-queen

coco

girl who is existentially paralyzed by a lack of self-awareness, privacy, and knowledge about the future or the major ripple effects of everything she does. rooted in heuristics, she speculates things endlessly to no confirmation. the essence of coco is, did i do something stupidly wrong without realizing it. the answer to coco is usually, yes.

coco, you've met with a terrible fate. you shouldn't have done that.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

fuzz

that patch of hair on your slightly clefted chin that won't go away, and rather metastasizes to your chest. select group of police that are out to wreck your life. post-gluten consumption clarity of mind.

i have to get my fuzz waxed
the fuzz are trying to screw me over
my mind is in a haze and everything is all fuzzy

by The-real-cobra-queen September 2, 2019

Emmalie

human dreamcatcher with glossy hair and a face chiseled out by Michaelangelo. living the dream, aka, a jackie collins protagonist incarnate. she's glamorous, successful, and has got mad substance. her accomplishments and sophistication are highly desirable and worth aspiring for. she's beautiful and empathetic. mother, fighter, and lover. her husband adores her. excellent writing skills, will help your vocabulary improve at the expense of feeling slightly inadequate but also motivated. paragon of a balanced woman. well-traveled and frequently published in newspapers and journals.

i weirdly gravitate toward emmalie, but i'm probably overbearing.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

baby blue

if my life were a color, it'd be baby blue. usually numb and transparent color but for a tinge of soft blue, aka a mild case of depression/disillusionment. is notably evident in various places, making it somewhat thematic. can alternatively be used with ice blue or powder blue.

baby blue is that mellifluous ballad by king krule with a jazz blues chord progression in an alternate tuning
columbia university's color is sort of baby blue
my crush looks dreamy in baby blue
wow rory's boyfriend in gilmore girls is so romantic, he's a brilliant mechanic who made her a baby blue car that matches her eyes
almost transparent blue is a drug-fueled narrative of former love, existential confusion, and sensorily acute descriptions of a jaded hedonic life on an army base in japan
the cullinan dream and idol's eye are examples of large powder blue diamonds
alice glass has got the most mesmerizing pair of baby blue eyes
jessica biel plays a candle wax-coated stripper in powder blue
i used to have a baby blue underwear that was too revealing and didn't serve the purpose of underwear
one my favorite poets, kelsey rakes, likes the song baby blue sedan by modest mouse
icebergs have a baby blue color to them

sometimes we exchange our rose-colored glasses for ones that are pale blue.

baby blue is one of the hit singles by king krule.
rory's boyfriend made rory a baby blue sedan like the song, and it matches her eyes.

in god bless you mr. rosewater by kurt vonnegut, mr. rosewater's wife sylvia's ivory face turns a pale blue at the thought of ever meeting with him again.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 2, 2019

bitney spears

girl who makes tasteless jokes applying them more to the context of her own life without considering the sociological ramifications and how people interpret it negatively and get butthurt. usually this does not reflect her intrinsic notions of life but her foolish remarks are readily accepted in a manner that antagonizes her, much to her chagrin, but maybe it's her fault because she's being totally blithe. tactless wannabe comedian that people make voodoo dolls out of in private club meetings from which she's excluded.

oh there's bitney spears.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019

madame red

ciel's aunt in black butler. she's a physician and the life of the party. she's got vibrant vermillion hair which she was impartial to until receiving a compliment from her sister's suitor, earl phantomhive. after that, she emphasized her hair with rouged cheeks and scarlet lips, and adorned herself in exorbitant red corset gowns and plumed hats adorned with beads dangling from the visage. she also possessed a captivating pair of sparkling red ruby eyes that glimmered like enchanted spiderlilies. they emanate her fiery passion for life and love. she lost her husband in a tragic car accident and subsequently suffered a miscarriage. she also lost her beloved sister and brother-in-law in a horrific fire, and later cherished ciel fervently upon his return, assuming he died earlier. under the questionable influence of grier sutcliffe, who serves her under the guise of a syncophantic, clumsy, groveling butler but is actually a grim wreaper, she targeted prostitute clients who she felt to be undeserving of ther fertility because they sought abortions. unable to have children, embittered by her loss, and enamored by the sway of grier sutcliffe, she embarked on a carefully premeditated murder rampage of a slew of unfortunate women who were her patients. she and grier are ultimately the pair the queen's watchdogs are searching for under the moniker jack the ripper. she is brutally slaughtered by none other than grier sutcliffe for refusing to murder ciel upon their redhanded capture.

madame red's story is rife with heartbreak and stained in blood.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

carpa veledigne

an indian girl who is really saucy and impudent. she needs to tone it down.

carpa veledigne piqued me so i scarfed down her spicy fish bites while she wasn't looking.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019