6 definitions by The woke republican

When you're watching porn while taking a shit . Then your boner gets stuck inside the bowl .
I wish my wife would stop coming in while I'm shitting it's hard to hide this Duke Stanley
by The woke republican December 26, 2020
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Simpleton plus Biden supporter. Someone so stupid they elected a guy that doesn't leave his basement. A person that loves free shit .
I can't believe these Bidenton s actually believe a guy that can't put sentences together. These Bidenton s elected a guy that stays in his basement eating gingersnaps watching matlock reruns
by The woke republican November 7, 2020
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Simpleton and Joe Biden supporter mixture. Someone so dumb they voted for an idiot that never leaves his basement to campaign . This same idiot loves socialism and " free" shit paid for by the working man .
I can't believe this bidenton voted for someone that failed to win the presidency twice . Does this bidenton realize this guy can't put whole sentences together. Fuck this bidenton elected a guy in his basement eating ginger snaps and watching matlock reruns
by The woke republican November 7, 2020
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A woman that rides or gives head so good you bust quickly. When a girl is so hot you have an uncontrollable boner and are about to bust on first touch like Forrest Gump .
I met this chick at the bar she had major cumability I lasted 30 seconds .

Did you see the T & A on her I know she has cumability.
by The woke republican December 30, 2021
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I'm about to FAMFU please don't get in my way . It's time to FAMFU my Baby mama just pissed me off
by The woke republican November 28, 2020
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When you regret voting for a guy that allows gas to be 5$ a gallon, inflation over 15% ,a mama said stutterer like Forrest Gump and is the poster child for reading rainbow .
How’s work going Joey ? It’ll great when I don’t have Biden’s remorse because I’m working OT to pay for toilet paper .

How much was it to fill up your truck? It was 120 $ man I definitely have Biden’s remorse.
by The woke republican March 25, 2022
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