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A guy that gets excited around new mates. Can’t handle his drinks, although you’ll never see him sober. He’ll join a gym to walk around for hours and get rejected by the gym gangas
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by The viper 619 October 31, 2023
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Works for his Dads company, and goes on trips with his Dads Amex card. He talks more in his sleep than he does when he’s awake. Careful cause he’s a sexual predator, he’ll lure you in with his fresh sleeve tattoo on his bulky arms. He’s a long term subscriber to multiple OF accounts and can DM up to 17 girls at one time, although he has the memory of a fish. At times he may have certain outbursts and have the tendencies to break and throw things like a little toddler. Deep down he has a powerful hatred for tightasses and narcissists and you’ll always see him in a shirt and long pants no matter the weather
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by The viper 619 November 1, 2023
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