testicular malice

The act of malice towards another man's testicles. This explains why some animals have small balls and others have their balls inside their body.

That bitch just unleashed testicular malice on your shit man. Not cool.

MSCAT

The act of studying for the MCAT and become so sick of it that you use your book as ass wipe instead.

I am so sick of studying I am going to MSCAT before this test is over.