11 definitions by The duke

das bruce

see austin - the one by david dickinson

das bruce uberales, why am i so bad when das bruce is so good.

by The duke September 30, 2003

Full House Hopper

Sexual fetish involving Mary-Kate and Ashley, back to back before you; you on your knees, alternating thrusts of your love shaft into their V-units, springing back and forth between the two until euphoria ensues. See California Mud Hopper. Dirty Nail optional.

It wasn't the Olsen twins, but I did have a psuedo-Full house hopper last night with Lisa and her mom. My hips were like a sewing machine doing a zig zag stitch back and forth over that slippery cloth.

by The duke March 1, 2005

bomb meds

The best medical marijuana around

Dude Dukes bomb meds are amazing!!!

by The duke June 8, 2017

corn dog

A turd that has corn or peanuts in it.

I just pinched off a corn dog that was so big it sticking out of the water.

by The duke July 23, 2003