10 definitions by The best definition inventor

Jen

An excellent soccer and basketball player.

Jen is probably the best athlete in my grade and school.

by The best definition inventor January 3, 2020

Chimpstan

A name given to a person who is always on monkey business.

We came up with the name Chimpstan for our friend Tristan months ago. We forgot why.

by The best definition inventor April 28, 2020

Pop Smoke

Other than the military word for literally popping smoke grenades or leaving, Pop Smoke also refers to the late rapper from Brooklyn, New York. An up-and-coming talent, he started blowing up in 2019 with his song "Welcome to the Party", featured on his mixtape Meet the Woo. In February 2020, he released the sequel to the mixtape, Meet the Woo 2. Unfortunately, he was shot and killed in a home invasion a week later. RIP.

Pop Smoke was a lit rapper. You can't deny it, but he was really popping some smoke on his two mixtapes. I wonder when Meet the Woo 3 will come out.

by The best definition inventor February 21, 2020

Old Town Road

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)

I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now

Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
(x2)

Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
Hat down, cross town, livin' like a rockstar
Spent a lot of money on my brand new guitar
Baby's got a habit: diamond rings and Fendi sports bras
Ridin' down Rodeo in my Maserati sports car
Got no stress, I've been through all that
I'm like a Marlboro Man so I kick on back
Wish I could roll on back to that old town road
I wanna ride 'til I can't no more

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

Have you heard Old Town Road?

by The best definition inventor January 6, 2020

Keegan

A guy who really can be your friend. However, he annoys people too, with his lame yo mama jokes. He listens to a lot of rap music, especially Tyler, the Creator.

Me: Keegan, what are you doing?

Keegan: Yo mama.

by The best definition inventor January 3, 2020

Jon

Jon is very obsessed with cars. When he's free from working, that's what he always looks up on the Internet. Some of his other interests include riding bikes and playing video games.

If there's anyone who might drive before they are 15.5 years old, it's Jon.

by The best definition inventor January 4, 2020

Simp

Simps are those chivalrous dudes who act out in front of women just to impress them and get their love, but usually they never succeed.

Yep, everybody's calling Mirza a simp now. Just look at what he's doing to these women!

by The best definition inventor December 17, 2019