2 definitions by The Yoted One

Poke man

Thine shalt poke men in the genetailia.

“You should go poke man that guy Jeff.”

by The Yoted One September 10, 2019

Salami

A good treat for cats, BUT ONLY A LITTLE BIT CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI

Human 1: I’m gonna give my cat some salami
Cat: yes gimme salami yummmmm
Human 2: NO CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI AS A TREAT!!!!
Cat:oh no! My plan has been foiled

by The Yoted One March 31, 2022