14 definitions by The Wiz!
Mark.....Did ya hear what our NEW IRS slogan?
John.....No What is it?
Mark.....Carpe Dime!......Seize the Dime!
John....Ya they want as much of our money as possible!
John.....No What is it?
Mark.....Carpe Dime!......Seize the Dime!
John....Ya they want as much of our money as possible!
by The Wiz! June 23, 2010
Barracken is the term to describe the condition of something after Barrack Obama has had anything to do with it.
Mark....The economy is Barracken!
Chris ...Ya so is healthcare....and the banking system...and GM...and Chrysler!
Mark...I sure wish he would keep his nose out of everything...He has the "Reverse Midas Touch"!
Chris ...Ya so is healthcare....and the banking system...and GM...and Chrysler!
Mark...I sure wish he would keep his nose out of everything...He has the "Reverse Midas Touch"!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
Situational Elation is the feeling you get when your life is usually shitty,but something unexpectedly good happens to you!
Andy said......That Mark sure seems happy.....which is really weird because his life sucks!
Sherrill responded........Ya his life is shit....but its just a bout of Situational Elation......somebody just bought his property out of the blue and he can pay off his debts! His life is still shit,but he owes less!
Sherrill responded........Ya his life is shit....but its just a bout of Situational Elation......somebody just bought his property out of the blue and he can pay off his debts! His life is still shit,but he owes less!
by The Wiz! June 16, 2010
Mark...Shit...I left my cell phone at home ...we gotta turn around right now and go back and get it....I can't miss and calls or texts! I
Mark...NOW!
Jimi...Chill out we are just gonna be another minute..I need the iodine for my daughters cut.
Mark...NO...Now! Turn around...NOW!
I just can't take this...what if I miss a call!
Jimi...Ok I'll run in and be out in a flash! Quit phonsing so hard!
Mark..Screw it I'm driving back NOW! I will come back to pick Jimi in a bit.
Mark
Mark...NOW!
Jimi...Chill out we are just gonna be another minute..I need the iodine for my daughters cut.
Mark...NO...Now! Turn around...NOW!
I just can't take this...what if I miss a call!
Jimi...Ok I'll run in and be out in a flash! Quit phonsing so hard!
Mark..Screw it I'm driving back NOW! I will come back to pick Jimi in a bit.
Mark
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
Mark...Janet could you be a good little Textetary and respond to tha the last text that Sherrill sent me? Tell her we are going out to the Honky Tonk!
Janet...No problem....you have another one from Andy...what do you want me to tell him? Tell him to sell that stock!
Janet...No problem....you have another one from Andy...what do you want me to tell him? Tell him to sell that stock!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
Mark...I really want to meet Rachel Ray.
Sherril...She is a cutie!
Mark....No not because she is cute.....It's because she is a FOODNO star....I mean she has television shows, cook books and even her own magazine. I love watching her on her cooking show...especially when she says...YUMMO!
Sherril...I'm into Bobby Flay.....Hey do ya think we have a problem?
Mark...NO!
Sherril...She is a cutie!
Mark....No not because she is cute.....It's because she is a FOODNO star....I mean she has television shows, cook books and even her own magazine. I love watching her on her cooking show...especially when she says...YUMMO!
Sherril...I'm into Bobby Flay.....Hey do ya think we have a problem?
Mark...NO!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
by The Wiz! May 26, 2010