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ass clown

1. A biblical fundamentalist or bible literalist who believes in talking snakes and philosophizing donkeys.
2. One who really isn't a 'god' or who isn't an official spokesperson for 'god', but plays one online.
My Chimp is obviously an ass clown.
by The Vampire LOGOS October 5, 2005
mugGet the ass clownmug.

step mom

1. The hottest cheerleader in your high school class that your rich old dad just married and moved into your house and you can't stop thinking about boinking.

2. The 30 something Thai bargirl your dad just married and brought home that gives you a raging hard-on. See MILF.
1. "Ted, your mom's really hot! "Shut up Bill!"

2. Step mom "Son, will you put lotion on my back" BOING!
by The Vampire LOGOS October 11, 2005
mugGet the step mommug.

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