11 definitions by The Unintelligent Librarian

Transylvania Top

A blowjob from a vampire (or gothic person)

1 - And no mere mortal can resist the pleasure of the Transylvania Top.

2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night.
Chad: Who gave you that?
Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2019

Baked like a soufflé

When being Baked like a cake isn't good enough for you, you take a massive breath of weed and exhale after a couple seconds while ringing a service bell to inform people people that you are above and beyond being Baked like a cake

"Sheeeeez dude, i am-- i am baked l-like a soufflé"
"Hey did you see Trevor?" "Nah he's at home getting baked like a soufflé"
"Is Stacy good to drvive us home?" "No man, she's in the bathroom baked like a soufflé"

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 7, 2017

Fascisting

when you are fisting (or screwing (or fucking)) people over in a fascist manner.

"Dude, did you just fascist me?"

"We are about to be fascisting these people over in Monopoly"

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2018

Life-line

In most cases, its the one chance (most likely the last) to get something done right. if it is done right, it becomes known as a miracle.

1 - > This is my life-line right now, i've already screwed up by cheating on her twice.
< God damnit Jeffrey!!

2 - I hope there is one more exam before the finals. it would be my lifeline to pass the schoolyear.

by The Unintelligent Librarian February 7, 2019

Sheiking

1 - a term inspired by The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, when it turns out that the guy is actually a girl

2 - In most cases, it is when a girl disguises herself as a man to avoid getting hit on by straight individuals.

1 - "That guy was a girl! She was sheiking me, dude!"
2 - "Amanda is sheiking hardcore to avoid getting hit on."

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 25, 2018

White Beard

This term is used for people who have spent 9 years or more on the internet, knowing so many things about the internet, one could say they might have created it. Senior programmers also count as White Beards in some cases.

"our Grey Beard has become a White Beard."
"make way for the White beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 28, 2019

Grey Beard

This term is used for people who have more than 3 years and less than 8 years of experience to be known as a White Beard

"our Brown Beard is now a Grey Beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 28, 2019