Cockney rhyming slang for fucked.
I was up all night getting jiggy wi' it. Today I'm absolutely dog and ducked.
Another name for excrament. Named so because of the time of day it is performed and the shape it makes in the bowl.
I like to start the day with a coffee, followed closely by my morning coil.
A form of masturbation popular in the deep south of the USA, parts of Australia, Yorkshire and Shaw (see gorby
Boy, you sure look like a hog, I wonder if you squeal like one. Sooooo-weeeee. Now play mah willy banjo.
The act of enticing a partner (usually a girl as most men will do anyone/thing) to have sex with you when they have said no. Usually involves caressing, teasing (v. important), stroking, kissing, and general foreplay.
"So did you get anywhere with Lucinda?"
"Finally. It took a serious golden paw to do it."
1. A mistake
2. Place of abode
1. "Anyway, he just tells his mum he just tripped up while his pants were round his ankles and just happened to fall on to the dog with his erect penis."
"What a gaff!"
2. "What you doin' you dirty little smack-head, comin' in my gaff, tootin' your gear? I'm gunna bust you up."
A rugby/boarding school game. All male participants gather round a digestive biscuit and masturbate. The loser is the one who cums last. His forfeit being to eat the said biscuit. Also known as soggy biscuit.
Posh Kid #1, "Hey, Rupert, fancy one of our spiffing games tonight?"
Posh Kid #2, "Rather Percival! How about a game of digestive biscuit?"
Posh Kid #3, "Excellent! There's no way I can possibly lose four times in a row!"
A delivery in cricket that is so poor, the batsman scores runs off it very easily. Used a lot by Ian 'Beefy' Botham.
And it's Clegg to bowl to Butterworth*. Left arm spin, short ambling run up, and it's hit for six. Buffet ball, help yourself.
*After being told just to block, Butterworth walked off afting facing two balls, stumped for six.