The Strut's definitions

Ralgex rodeo

Doggy-style sex where 'Ralgex' or 'Deep Heat' is applied to the condom. Male member is well protected. The girl will not realise at first but hang on tight as it starts to burn. My pb is 42 seconds.

"Oooh, oooh, yes.... yesss. Hmmm is it getting hot in here?"
"Ralgex Rodeo!"
"Bastard! Not again!"
"Yeeeehah!"

by The Strut October 13, 2004

bfh

Acronym for Bus Fare Home. Used when people lose. Made famous by Jim Bowen on Bullseye.

Jim, "Well don't worry, you had six darts to get 101 or more and you got... 11. All you'll be taking is your BFH."

by The Strut October 1, 2004

skinned

1. To go past a defender at a game of football (soccer).
2. To beat someone in a race.

1. Rick Holden skinned three defenders and put an amazing cross in for Andy Richie to volley into the back of the net with some aplomb.
2. Ben Johnson skinned everyone when he was drugged up to eyeballs.

by The Strut October 6, 2004

on the sniff

To be on the lookout for a sexual partner. Originates from the animal world where the male and female of a species will sniff each others' genitals before copulation.

"Where are you going tonight, love?"
"Out on the sniff, mum."
"Craig! Don't be rude."

by The Strut October 13, 2004

laters

What one says when you have just gone past a defender or 'skinned' them in a game of football (soccer).

"Laters," said Paul Gascoigne as he went past Colin Hendry.

by The Strut October 6, 2004

pires

Neatly trimmed vaginal hair approximately 1cm in width, barley covering her modesty. The name is taken from the thin strip of 'beard' as worn by Robert Pires of Arsenal.

"I went down on this girl last night."

"Mott like a wich's cat?"

"No, very nice, a little Pires."

by The Strut September 30, 2004

digestive biscuit

A rugby/boarding school game. All male participants gather round a digestive biscuit and masturbate. The loser is the one who cums last. His forfeit being to eat the said biscuit. Also known as soggy biscuit.

Posh Kid #1, "Hey, Rupert, fancy one of our spiffing games tonight?"
Posh Kid #2, "Rather Percival! How about a game of digestive biscuit?"
Posh Kid #3, "Excellent! There's no way I can possibly lose four times in a row!"

by The Strut September 29, 2004