The Strut's definitions

digestive biscuit

A rugby/boarding school game. All male participants gather round a digestive biscuit and masturbate. The loser is the one who cums last. His forfeit being to eat the said biscuit. Also known as soggy biscuit.

Posh Kid #1, "Hey, Rupert, fancy one of our spiffing games tonight?"
Posh Kid #2, "Rather Percival! How about a game of digestive biscuit?"
Posh Kid #3, "Excellent! There's no way I can possibly lose four times in a row!"

by The Strut September 29, 2004

pull birds

To pull birds does not mean 'to look at the ladies'. Obviously MoonKnight has never been with a girl if that is his definition. Pull birds means more than check them out it means cop off with them.

"I've not had a bit of action for a while."
"Don't worry, mate I'll wing man for you."
"Great, let's get out and pull some birds."

by The Strut October 13, 2004

Moog

A derogatory term with no synthesiser links at all. Can be used in conjuncture with dog. A flabby, ugly person, normally with bad teeth and a face like a bulldog licking piss off stinging nettles.

Jesus, look at that bird over there, she got a face like a slapped arse! Fuckin' moog.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

face like a slapped arse

Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.

Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

sand dancing

The act of 'muscling in' on someone who is chatting to a member of the opposite sex. Generally happens at a bar. A friend of yours may be talking to an attractive person, you go up and start chatting with the two of them, shifting the whole dynamic of the conversation on to yourself. Chances are it will be your friend going home alone tonight.

Wow. That is some stunner Scott is chatting to. I must have her.

Out comes my bucket of sand. Scht scht scht scht.

Hi! Scott, who's this lovely lady?

by The Strut September 29, 2004

pires

Neatly trimmed vaginal hair approximately 1cm in width, barley covering her modesty. The name is taken from the thin strip of 'beard' as worn by Robert Pires of Arsenal.

"I went down on this girl last night."

"Mott like a wich's cat?"

"No, very nice, a little Pires."

by The Strut September 30, 2004

bullets

Name for rock-hard nipples. Only attainable if girl is completely turned on.

"How did it go with Claire last night?"
"Brilliant, her nipples were bullets."

by The Strut October 12, 2004