The Strut's definitions

Simon "bunny" webster

Also used to describe a cutting remark, generally received with no provocation what-so-ever.

Friend One, "You know, Jermaine Defoe is quite a good player."
Bunny, "Yeah, better than the sh*t you've got at Oldham."
Friend One, "Wooooo. Bunny got teeth!"

by The Strut September 29, 2004

play the willy banjo

A form of masturbation popular in the deep south of the USA, parts of Australia, Yorkshire and Shaw (see gorby).

Boy, you sure look like a hog, I wonder if you squeal like one. Sooooo-weeeee. Now play mah willy banjo.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

daddy

The Daddy. Terminology for hardest, most respected nut in Borstal. For complete definition see Ray Winston in the film 'Scum'.

Ray Winston, "Did bring your fackin' tool?"
Big Inmate, "What fackin' tool?"
RW, "This fackin' tool."
BI, "Uuhhnnnnn, uuhhnnn, argh."
RW, "I'm the Daddy now."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

face like a slapped arse

Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.

Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

pull birds

To pull birds does not mean 'to look at the ladies'. Obviously MoonKnight has never been with a girl if that is his definition. Pull birds means more than check them out it means cop off with them.

"I've not had a bit of action for a while."
"Don't worry, mate I'll wing man for you."
"Great, let's get out and pull some birds."

by The Strut October 13, 2004

CAB

Cheating Aussie Bastard. Came into effect the time of Aussie criketer Alan Border. Took the phrase 'that's not cricket' and made it his mantra. Would appeal every decision and demeaning the gentile game. Has now trickled down to all Aussie sportsmen.

Too numerous to give a full list. Here is a selection:
Ian Thorpe (no one has feet that big without intensive use of Baby Bio as a kid)
George 'A quick word ref' Gregan
Mark 'Bookies Cash?' Waugh
Justin 'Plank' Harrison
And the Crowned Prince of all CABs - Shane 'I thought it would help me lose weight, honest' and 'I didn't know he was a bookie and wanted to bribe me' Warne.
All alleged, of course.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

sand dancing

The act of 'muscling in' on someone who is chatting to a member of the opposite sex. Generally happens at a bar. A friend of yours may be talking to an attractive person, you go up and start chatting with the two of them, shifting the whole dynamic of the conversation on to yourself. Chances are it will be your friend going home alone tonight.

Wow. That is some stunner Scott is chatting to. I must have her.

Out comes my bucket of sand. Scht scht scht scht.

Hi! Scott, who's this lovely lady?

by The Strut September 29, 2004