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2 definitions by The Sexecutioner

 
1.
Literally, one who touches dicks. A derrogatory term used against someone to infer that they are perhaps homosexual.
Doug, stop shooting Nerf-Bow-And-Arrows out of my car trunk at the Taco-Bell Drive Thru while there are cops around, you fucking dicktouch.
by The Sexecutioner March 16, 2004
 
2.
Another in a long string of insults to infer someone's homosexuality, used with particularly pathetic cases.

Also, perhaps a wicked cool car that my Aunt Bob might ride around in...
Did you see Mike's small erection through his tight pants? What a homobile!
by The Sexecutioner March 16, 2004