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Rolling on floor drunk - when one has reached the point of intoxication at which the ability to remain vertical fails, and suddenly you are horizontal, laughing because you are slightly confused as to why you are touching the floor with more than two points of your body.
Oh my god, I was so wasted I ROFD last night!
by The Scratching Post August 3, 2010
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A male/female of a rather promiscuous demeanour who has higher than average amount of notches in his/her bedpost.
"Man, I think Karen wants a bit of you."
"Karen? No way man, she's had more sausage than a butchers dog!"
by The Scratching Post April 26, 2013
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