2 definitions by The Reuben
Inflammation of the Reuben. From between the years of 1987 to present day, there has been only one reported case of Reubenitis.
Causes: Excessive watching of porn and eating of eggs in the morning.
Symptoms: Incredible desire to keep watching porn and eating eggs in the morning.
Treatment: There is no cure for Reubenitis. Once a Reubenite, always a Reubenite. Penis.
Causes: Excessive watching of porn and eating of eggs in the morning.
Symptoms: Incredible desire to keep watching porn and eating eggs in the morning.
Treatment: There is no cure for Reubenitis. Once a Reubenite, always a Reubenite. Penis.
He watched so much porn in the morn that he got Reubenitis! He tried treating it with eggs, but that only made it worse.
by The Reuben December 31, 2019
Short for horny. When the word "horny" does not properly fit inside of a sentence (or a song lyric for example), the word "horn" can be used as a proper substitute.
by The Reuben November 11, 2013