Definitions by The Protagonist

Martha 

Batman and Superman’s mom name lol

Superman(while being choked by Batman):”mar-martha”
Batman:”WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

Martha by The protagonist September 12, 2021

how doin 

The dumbest fucking way to say “ how are you doing”

“Hey man how doin”

how doin by The protagonist September 11, 2021

scoots 

The runs, Hershey-squirts, diarrhea.

Aw, man, I had the scoots somethin' awful.

scoots by The Protagonist August 22, 2005

stank monkey 

An old, dirty, oftentimes poor black man who reeks of piss, alcohol, dookie, and/or weed. Usually seen accompanied by a bottle wrapped in a brown paper sack. Also called "stunk monkey."

First White Guy: *sniff* Ew! What's that smell?
Second White Guy: It's that goddamned stank monkey over there!
First White Guy: He smells like dog shit!
Stank Monkey: Shut the hell up you dumb crackers!

stank monkey by The Protagonist August 22, 2005

withered turkey

A derogative term referring to a limp penis after ejaculation.

Stupid Ho: Ha ha! Look at that little withered turkey!
Guy With Shriveled Penis: *SMACK!* STFU!

withered turkey by The Protagonist August 22, 2005

Bert and Ernie 

Derogatory term for two gay males. This can be a noun to describe someone, a noun to describe an act, and an adjective.

Noun1: Heh heh, check out Bert and Ernie!
Noun2: Ew! They were in the bathroom doin' the Bert and Ernie!
Adjective: Those two homos are so Bert and Ernie!

Bert and Ernie by The Protagonist August 22, 2005