You know what, I don't care if it sounds like losers favorite word in the world. Because it isn't. There is a huge difference in a piano player and a pianist. A pianist is a true expert, while a piano player eagerly waits for the practice time to be over.
Any total losers who think it sounds like male anatomy are total perverts, they're only thinking that way because it makes them feel better about their porn problems.
The pianist marched off the stage in triumph, after playing the most expertly performed concerto for years.