13 definitions by The Mountain Cat

Concrackulations

To congratulate someone for kicking their crack habit. Or for obtaining crack.

You haven't smoked crack for a month, concrackulations!

Concrackulations for finding some decently priced crack!

by The Mountain Cat December 4, 2016

Deploradorable

A sweet, cute, cuddly person who also has a horrible side.

She may have voted for Trump but that cute face makes her so deploradorable!

by The Mountain Cat November 15, 2016

Manifestivus

A universal holiday designating the beginning of a calendar year when people come together to share their intentions to manifest positive changes to their lives as well as others.

Christine sat with her family on Manifestivus and told them how she planned to start an exciting new business in 2017!

by The Mountain Cat January 1, 2017

Mulch Effect

The sudden unnoticed advancement of time when hanging out with a particular individual.

Wow, it’s 3 am already?! The damn Mulch Effect gets me every time I hang out with you!

by The Mountain Cat June 21, 2011

Yumster Fire

Food or drink that tastes extraordinarily delicious.

Oh wow, this ice cream is a yumster fire!

by The Mountain Cat September 29, 2020

Figliuoloitis

A woman's hereditary disease that causes her to get uptight and nag the men in her family. An imaginary disinfectant spray is the only temporary repellant for Figliuoloitis.

My wife can't help her nagging because she was born with Figliuoloitis. I better go find my spray can.

by The Mountain Cat October 17, 2010