28 definitions by The Moai

spack run

To run in a public place, flailing one's arms and wailing in a high-pitched voice, in the manner of a spacker.

'I bet him a fiver he wouldn't do a spack run down the entire length of the platform. He did!

by The Moai March 16, 2005

Brads

Rhyming slang: Brads, Brad Pitts, shits. Diarrhoea. To have a case of the brads.

'He's been in there for an hour. Started with a mcewans moment, now it's the full-on Brads'

by The Moai April 1, 2005

John bread

Pitta bread. Derivation: someone (alright, me) pronouncing 'pitta' as 'peter', which became 'mark bread', then 'luke bread', and finally 'John bread.'

'Are we out of John bread again?'

by The Moai July 14, 2006

Binner

Short for 'beer for dinner' - descriptive of all that one consumes on a lengthy, food-free night out on the wifebeater

'I need a fry-up. I had binner last night.'

by The Moai September 28, 2006

chavlink

The Silverlink rail service across North London. So called because many of its users are chavs.

We could use the Chavlink to get there. Hide your wallet....

by The Moai September 22, 2006

lewseys

Loose change. Named after the England rugby player, Josh. By extension, lewseys can sometimes be called Joshes.

Come on lads, cough up, we need lewseys for the tip.

by The Moai March 17, 2005

clay class

Are you one of the 'special' children? Does your teacher keep a spare set of clothes for you in the cupboard? Do the other kids tease you? Does playing with, and occasionally eating, clay feature very prominently in your education? Then you're either in, or about to end up in, the clay class.

'Stevie's in the clay class. Lucky sods, they just eat clay and drool all day'

by The Moai April 19, 2005