3 definitions by The Long Dick Of The Law.

tfs

Totally Fucking Serious.

omg. tfs, call your mom, it's getting weird here.

by The Long Dick Of The Law. July 10, 2011

Calzone

a very attractive woman who has big boobs and a fat ass, made up by a complete idiot who i love very much.
apparently, the "bread" is the boobs and the "cheese" is the ass.

"Emily's a Calzone"
"no she's not, she doesn't have enough bread."

by The Long Dick Of The Law. July 9, 2011

chobeface.

a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis. he often thinks he's a lady killer when really he's just a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis.

oh my god, Ben is such a chobeface.

by The Long Dick Of The Law. July 9, 2011