12 definitions by The J-Spot
Exclamation used to show disapproval or to emphasize failiure, used after the subject has just said or done something incredibly stupid.
Derived from the concept of being "cut" from a team, play, band, class, etc. The implication is that the subject has not demonstrated a satisfactory level of competence. In this way, "you're cut" is similar to "you fail at life" and similar exclamations.
The group from which the subject is "cut" is intentionally left open for interpretation.
(NB: "You're cut" is often accompanied by the "scissors" hand gesture.)
Derived from the concept of being "cut" from a team, play, band, class, etc. The implication is that the subject has not demonstrated a satisfactory level of competence. In this way, "you're cut" is similar to "you fail at life" and similar exclamations.
The group from which the subject is "cut" is intentionally left open for interpretation.
(NB: "You're cut" is often accompanied by the "scissors" hand gesture.)
Person A: "Hey guys! I just told Derek about the party next friday."
Person B: "Fuck!"
Person C: "Aw shit."
Person D: "Way to go, Person A. That was supposed to be Derek's suprise party, remember?"
Person A: "Oops."
(pause)
Person D: "You're cut. You're just cut. You're so cut."
Person B: "Fuck!"
Person C: "Aw shit."
Person D: "Way to go, Person A. That was supposed to be Derek's suprise party, remember?"
Person A: "Oops."
(pause)
Person D: "You're cut. You're just cut. You're so cut."
by The J-Spot January 16, 2005
1. A procedure or operation performed by someone with inadequate skill or knowlege of the subject.
2. Something done shoddily or ineptly.
3. A crude and improvised or temporary solution to a problem, designed to be more functional and timely than precise, durable or of good quality.
4. Something done with little forethought, organization, planning or precision.
5. A useless, inept or sloppy person.
2. Something done shoddily or ineptly.
3. A crude and improvised or temporary solution to a problem, designed to be more functional and timely than precise, durable or of good quality.
4. Something done with little forethought, organization, planning or precision.
5. A useless, inept or sloppy person.
1. "I had no fucking idea what I was doing; it was a total hack job."
2. "I told my brother to clean the bathroom, but it still looks like hell. Man, he did such a hack job."
3. "I got the radiator working for now, but it won't last long; it's just a hack job."
4. "Your paper sucks, man, you can tell it's just a hack job."
5. "Joel's such a fucking hack job; he couldn't even get his shit together in time for the party."
2. "I told my brother to clean the bathroom, but it still looks like hell. Man, he did such a hack job."
3. "I got the radiator working for now, but it won't last long; it's just a hack job."
4. "Your paper sucks, man, you can tell it's just a hack job."
5. "Joel's such a fucking hack job; he couldn't even get his shit together in time for the party."
by The J-Spot January 15, 2005
by The J-Spot January 18, 2005
by The J-Spot January 11, 2005
Slang term for the municipality of Aylmer, QC, Canada. Often used by white trash gangsta-wannabes, or by others in mockery of them.
Also used as a term of endearment towards the city.
Also used as a term of endearment towards the city.
We be reppin' tha A.Y. straight up, BITCH!
Damn, those A.Y. kids are stupid.
You gotta love the A.Y.
Damn, those A.Y. kids are stupid.
You gotta love the A.Y.
by The J-Spot January 11, 2005
Derivative of the term "carpet kid". Typically used in academic circles. Sometimes meant to be derogatory.
1. abbr. - carpet kid
2. n. - Someone who is mentally handicapped.
3. n. - Someone who is unintelligent or in, say, a remedial class.
4. n. - Someone who acts very stupid, can't interact on the samel level as their peers, or is "not all there".
5. n. (derogatory) - Someone who does blatantly stupid and annoying things, and who has little personality and few redeeming qualities.
6. n. (derogatory) - Someone who is chronically uncool, even to losers.
7. n. (carps) - A high school social class comprised of students who are typically rebellious but lack the social skills to associate with the "bad kids". The stereotypical carp is loud, hostile, angry, unfashionable, unintelligent, and poserish yet down to earth, somewhat introverted, friendly and keeps to themselves.
1. abbr. - carpet kid
2. n. - Someone who is mentally handicapped.
3. n. - Someone who is unintelligent or in, say, a remedial class.
4. n. - Someone who acts very stupid, can't interact on the samel level as their peers, or is "not all there".
5. n. (derogatory) - Someone who does blatantly stupid and annoying things, and who has little personality and few redeeming qualities.
6. n. (derogatory) - Someone who is chronically uncool, even to losers.
7. n. (carps) - A high school social class comprised of students who are typically rebellious but lack the social skills to associate with the "bad kids". The stereotypical carp is loud, hostile, angry, unfashionable, unintelligent, and poserish yet down to earth, somewhat introverted, friendly and keeps to themselves.
2. "Geez, man, don't make fun of him; he's a carp."
3. "Cut her some slack. You know she's always been a carp."
4. "The kid sniffing the windex? Yeah, he's kind of a carp."
5. "Give me the kerosene, Josh! You're being a fucking carp!"
6. "You mean you couldn't even get a seat at the chess club table? Damn, you are such a carp!"
7. "The carps were arguing with the jocks over by the smoking pit today."
3. "Cut her some slack. You know she's always been a carp."
4. "The kid sniffing the windex? Yeah, he's kind of a carp."
5. "Give me the kerosene, Josh! You're being a fucking carp!"
6. "You mean you couldn't even get a seat at the chess club table? Damn, you are such a carp!"
7. "The carps were arguing with the jocks over by the smoking pit today."
by The J-Spot January 16, 2005
Anything overly sappy, corny, or kitchy used to incite an emotional reaction. It is usually fictional, absurd and over-exaggerated and therefore fails at its intended task.
Often used to describe chain e-mails.
Often used to describe chain e-mails.
"That story about the boy with no eyes or ears or skin who got run over by a steamroller the day before he was supposed to get the puppy that his baseball team had saved up to buy him for his ninth birthday is total bullshit. It's just glurge."
by The J-Spot January 16, 2005