A sandwich prepared by a wife for her blue-collared husband's lunch. Such sandwiches are indicative of the husband's libido, either ravenous or lacking: Thick meat on a sandwich indicates a happy wife, whereas a thin slice of bologna with no condiments stands testament to a man who has been ignoring his carnal obligations.

The aggregation of people planet-wide, (but chiefly in America), who contribute absolutely nothing beneficial to society and who pass through life virtually unnoticed, except when they offend. These people typically jump from one low-paying job to another, (if they have a job), never serve in the military, manifest mediocrity of geological magnitude, have no hobbies, and every one of them owns an elaborate cell phone which is perpetually activated while conversing about some non-topic to another member of this dubious group. Generally speaking, such folks are parasites on society, taking advantage of every government giveaway program in existence.

Key locations to observe such people include McDonald's, Wal-Mart, laundromats, and hospital emergency rooms. They almost always travel in packs, (family and peer units), and at least two to three cell phones will be evident when they are present.

A huge aggregation of incredibly evil people who come together daily to effect harm upon the rest of us.

A reflection upon happier times, prior to the days of one's inability to have sex.

An archaic reference, typically by soldiers of other European nations, to an attractive and curvy young German lass. One of the oldest *War and Peace* translators, Nathan Haskell Dole, coined this term in the late 1800s in his erudite rendition of Tolstoy's Magnum opus.

A farm kid or sheepherder who has been generally unlucky with human females.

A priest who has molested at least 100 boys.