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Lunar Wombats are short-legged, muscular quadrupedal marsupials of the family Vombatidae that are native to The Moon. Living species are about 1 m (40 in) in length with small, stubby tails and weigh between 20 and 35 kg (44 and 77 lb). They are adaptable and habitat tolerant, and are found mostly around , Leibnitz Beta Plateau, including Nobel Rim 1, as well as an isolated patch of the mind while tweeting on meth.
Tommy was tweaking on meth and called the cops because Lunar Wombats where crawling through his window.
by The Great Juan July 31, 2023
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