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4 definitions by The Great Houdini

 
1.
A British vocalist who was inaccurately made fun of in an episode of South Park. They were all wrong on it, it didn't even sound like him, and it barely looked like him.
Phil Collins rules! I don't care what anyone thinks.
by The Great Houdini December 11, 2004
 
2.
A phrase said to expressing male pride.
Having your "dick in your hand", though not literally, means you are holding your pride, in reference to a man's penis being his pride and joy. Often makes him feel like the shit.
Mystikal: I came up in the club with my dick in my hand!....
by The Great Houdini December 07, 2004
 
3.
This is one of many pointless processes, such as gay pride parades, RIAA watching of file-sharing, etc.
She told me that she wanted to have a breast reduction even though she is a 32B cup, and I told her she was wasting her time.
by The Great Houdini December 08, 2004
 
4.
some other gay cartoon for kids 6-10 and preteens 11-13. This one features some blonde kid with a football-shaped head.
I saw Arnold the Football-shaped head Guy, so I went and kicked him in the head, but it didn't go near the goal post!
by The Great Houdini December 10, 2004