The Grammar Nazi's definitions

relationship porn

Entertainment which has very little substance other than talk about sex. Gratuitous nudity is also often a feature of said porn, however it is almost-always off-camera.

MTV's Undressed is relationship porn.

by The Grammar Nazi October 15, 2001

*f

Synonym of S.O.; gender-neutral way to refer to one's girl/boyfriend.

You know I've never had a *f before.

by The Grammar Nazi July 23, 2002

screenie

A short term for a "screen shot," a picture one takes of something on a computer screen.

I don't know what window you're talking about. Can you send me a screenie?

by The Grammar Nazi August 19, 2004

difficulty

n. Something that is a problem for you.

I've run into a difficulty upgrading my hardware.

by The Grammar Nazi February 27, 2002

scat

Unintelligible verbal utterances placed in time to music.

Have you heard "Scatman" by Scatman Jack? He's scatting all over the place!

by The Grammar Nazi October 25, 2001

chubby

An erection.
Also see hard-on stiffy

Dancing is tough when you've got a chubby.

by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001

evil

intj. Said when something you don't like happens or is mentioned.

Internet Explorer? Evil!

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001