The Grammar Nazi's definitions

stoked

Very, very excited.

I'm so stoked about my date Friday night!

by The Grammar Nazi October 20, 2001

fuckin' A

An emphatic agreement.

Thom Yorke is God.
Fuckin' A!

by The Grammar Nazi November 14, 2001

relationship porn

Entertainment which has very little substance other than talk about sex. Gratuitous nudity is also often a feature of said porn, however it is almost-always off-camera.

MTV's Undressed is relationship porn.

by The Grammar Nazi October 15, 2001

booty

Sexual companionship.

I'm strapped for booty.

by The Grammar Nazi October 21, 2001

productive procrastination

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.

I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??

by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002

fag hag

n. A woman who enjoys hanging out with gay men.

Why don't more fag hags hang out with my roommate?

by The Grammar Nazi October 6, 2002

oncle

French for 'uncle'

My bum-bum is sore

by The Grammar Nazi September 4, 2003