The Grammar Nazi's definitions

oncle

French for 'uncle'

My bum-bum is sore

by The Grammar Nazi September 4, 2003

me-time

A euphemism for masturbation

Today was busy. And by busy, I mean I didn't get any me-time. And by me-time I mean that I have not yet gotten to slap the salami.

by The Grammar Nazi June 21, 2001

schlep

To carry, bring or otherwise transmit something which is difficult to move.

I'm not going to schlep that stack of papers all the way over here!

by The Grammar Nazi October 11, 2001

fag hag

n. A woman who enjoys hanging out with gay men.

Why don't more fag hags hang out with my roommate?

by The Grammar Nazi October 6, 2002

go down on

To give oral sex to someone.

He went down on me in the shower yesterday. That was some quality shower head!

by The Grammar Nazi June 26, 2002

point

Short for "point taken." An admission that someone has made a valid statement, despite the fact that you are arguing the other side.

Person 1: "But George W. has big ears."
Person 2: "Point."

by The Grammar Nazi December 14, 2001

thwop

1. n. The sound mashed potatoes make while being served.
2. v. To serve mashed potatoes, creating a "thwop"ing sound.

Would you kindly thwop me some mashed potatoes?

by The Grammar Nazi November 22, 2001