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A fucking snake man without a nose that shouts funny words to make a wood stick irradiate a green light to kill magic people for the greater evil. People don't say his name out of fright, so the virgins say He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, chads say Voldemort, and Giga Titanium Balls Chads say Tom. He is part of the Harry Potter universe written by J.K. Rowling, goddess of destroying your career using Twitter.
Virgin: "He who must not be named is sure scary bro."
Chad: Who? Oh, you're talking about Voldemort."
by The Flying Platypus February 2, 2022
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